Ed X Reader: Self Trained

"Shorty!"

"Who are you calling too short to see with a magnifying glass?!"

"Brother, please. She didn't say that, did you ________?"

"Of course I did, this shorty need to learn to stay out of my buisness!"

"What?! Stay out of your buisness? You were trying to learn alchemy, and I wanted to help."

"Well don't, I don't need some migit to help me with something I can do myself!"

"DON"T CALL ME SHORT!"

"I can do whatever I want."

"You can't learn alchemy by yourself."

"Why not? You did."

"That's different!"

"How?"

"It just is!"

"Fine shorty! Just leave me alone!" You begin to stomp away angrily while Ed and Al look too shocked to say anything.

---Later that Night---

You sneak out of you room to go appologize to Ed when you hear Al say something. 'Why is Al in Ed's room,' you thought while listening in on their conversation.

"Brother, why did you have to be so mean to ________?"

"Because I don't want her learning alchemy."

"Why?"

"I know she wants to come with me but I don't want her turning into another military 'dog'. I care about her too much."

You gasp loudly and they both turn towards the door.

"Brother, what was that?"

"I'll go check."

You stand rooted to the spot as Ed opens the door.

"_______? What are you doing here?" Ed starts to blush when he remembers what he just said.

"Do you really care about me?"

"I... um I..."

You grab Ed and begin to drag him towards your room. When you arrive you sit on your bed and pat the spot next to you, trying to get him to sit down. He sits down and starts blushing even more.

"Do you really care about me?"

"Um... I..." Suddenly he leans over and kisses you. When he breaks the kiss he mumbles, "Yes."

You smile, "I love you too Ed."

---The Next Morning---

Ed gets up and starts to wander down the hall to the kitchen half asleep and sees Al reading a book about alchemy. He looks up only to see Ed naked.

"Brother, why are you naked?"

Ed looks down at himself them suddenly screams, "I didn't do anything, I swear!"